This is the adoptee's brain on physics

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Inspired by the page found here http://www.scienceaid.co.uk/physics/forces/power.html

Work

The following is a general equation for work done.

Work done = force x distance moved
W = fD

Accomplishment = pressure to perform x need to be loved

Gravitational potential energy (GPE) is the energy 'stored' in an object when it is at height, it uses the following equation:

GPE = mass x g x height
GPE = mgh

GPE = the weight of the world x secrets told to a child x years lived, explaining why some kids from foster-care and adoption drop-out of school and don't even have a high school GED

G is the force due to gravity, which is 9.81 ms-1 on earth. So when you move something up higher, kinetic energy becomes GPE, and this energy is converted back to kinetic energy when it is released.

Kinetic energy is how much energy something has when it is moving. It uses the following equation...

KE = ½ x mass x velocity2
KE = ½mv2
KE = ½ weight of the world x rate of speed from running away

Isaac Newton's Laws of Motion

Isaac Newton is one of the greatest British scientists. He is most famous for coming up with the theory of gravity, after an apple fell on his head (or so the story goes). But he also came up with three laws of motion, these are...

Law Text Explanation
I An object will continue in a state of rest or uniform motion unless acted upon by an external force An adoptee will remain numb to the issues of adoption until he/she enters the world of non-adoptees
II The rate of change of momentum of an object is directly proportional to the force acting on the object. force = massive pressure to be perfect x acceleration of parent's approval and happiness
f = ma
III When two objects interact, the forces they exert on each other are equal and opposite Two people are travelling towards each other with the same force. When they collide, they will run away.
A graphical demonstartion of Newton's third law of motion
Thus, explaining the nature of all human relationships:  Hit, then run.

Power

Power is the amount of work done in a given amount of time and this is measured in watts, or "WHAT?!?", where 1 watt = 1 joule/second.

Power = work done / time

Therefore, power is had by the one who owns the adoptee, but can easily be transferred to anyone with equal or greater influence, creating the most unstable living conditions imaginable.