Pound Pup Legacy

Before we had children, we got a puppy, thinking it would help us wean into the ways of "responsible living for another".  We were smart to get a small family-friendly dog, and not a large over-sized pet, or cat who likes to climb as the following excerpt from Naughty Pets points out.

An elf in the tree
Kirby, a 12-year-old lilac-point Siamese, likes to climb up in the middle of the tree and peer out at passersby, who are understandably startled to see that pointy elfin face suddenly pop through the branches. Kirby’s also fond of eating holiday greenery, which he then vomits up, much to the dismay of his owner, Connie Holmes of Laguna Niguel, Calif.

Could you imagine being the poor guest, who hates cats, visiting that house for the holidays???   Yes, nothing says "Happy Holidays" like having your dressiest best wrecked by a cat's tree-projected wretch.  YUM!

How many spiked egg-nogs would that require to soothe the inner savage beast, looking to skin a little Siamese stuck in a tree?